YOU MUST BE KIDDING!!!!!!!!

1. Red or green
Some say we are red
Some say we are green.
Some play us and some spray us.
What are we?


2. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

3. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

4. I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?


5. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


6. I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of allto live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.What am I?

7. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

8. Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me.I'm double, I'm single,I'm black, blue, and gray,I'm read from both ends,And the same either way.What am I?

9. From the beginning of eternityto the end of time and spaceto the beginning of every endand the end of every place.What am I?

10. Until I am measured, I am not known.Yet how you miss me, when I have flown!What am I?